Google Doc'
Otherwise known as the trustworthy Google Doctor.
Now collaborating with Mayo Clinic and WebMD. We're here to bring you better care. Instead of just googling your symptoms, we can help you figure out when you're sick and how to get better faster! With our medical staff constantly on duty, we can not only diagnose you with small pox but send you medicine directly to your door! No more having to deal with pesky unreliable hospitals. Depending on your ailments, we can also send tubes for lab samples for better results! We'll keep your DNA and medical history on file for future reference so you don't have to. Also you'll always have access to your medical records because they'll be online in your Google Doc' Account. Hypochondriac? Say no more, we got you covered!
*We are not held responsible for leakage of data. Your DNA may be used for testing purposes across all of Google Labs to help increase your chance of a correct diagnosis. We can't promise that we will fix your problems, and we can't say we won't cause more. Any information given is liable to be sold to the highest bidder and/or company.
Like many others, I am guilty of googling symptoms and discovering (falsely) that I'm on death's doorstep. A humorous and relatable take on the assignment that seems to evolve naturally out of the Art for Sale project. This sounds like a great way to showcase your love of irony, wordplay and cultural critique.
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